Welcome to Hammer's Dog House

Oh, the food!  Paws down, it's the food!  All of the foods we've had while traveling with our peeps!  If I had to narrow it down to a single thing....that's hard.  You see, I consider myself a foodie and, well, I like food, so picking one is just...but, okay.  If I have to pick just one, it'd be Viking Fries, paws down!!

Yeah, kinda.  It's fries with toppings, so anything like that would be like poutine, am I right?  But this is waaaaaayyy better, it's GRAYTER than GRAYT, (I like treats, too!), because it is topped with Tri-Tip.  If you haven't had Santa Maria Style Tri-Tip -the original, OG Tri-Tip- then you just haven't lived, brother!

You know, I used to think there was no such thing as bad food, and I've eaten some things intentionally dropped on the floor, (you know what I'm sayin'?), but that all changed when I came across some tainted blueberries while we were in Hot Springs.  It was not a GRAYT trip, let me tell you!  I didn't know if I was coming or going, couldn't decide if I wanted to go out or stay in, then I had these crazy ass dreams and night sweats.  I have since sworn off sneaking and eating my people's goodies!

Player and game bruh, player and game!

  Jack only gets there first because he prances and practically runs on our walks.  They are called walks for a reason.  When dad and I walk, we stroll, man...like we're chillin', you know? Also, you do know that those little-lady dogs have sniffers of their own, right?  They may see Jack first, but they've already picked up on my scent long before I make my way over to them!  I am the Hammer, after all, and when isn't it Hammer Time??!!!  

I just want to say to my people that I love and cherish you and all you do for us!  We love all the food and treats and people food you give us,  I even, begrudgingly, enjoy most of our hikes, (minus those with flights and flights of stairs, and those with bears on the path ahead, true story), and the bed is sooooo GRAYT!!  It wasn't me that donkey kicked you in the back, dad.  Those Jack-ass kicks came from, well you get it now.  Let me sleep up there with you again, I promise to stay in my zone and not donkey kick anyone!!

Up! Everybody say, when you hear the call you gotta get it underway.!

Basically, I'm just waiting for the "WORD" that we're packing up for the next trip.  You should stay tuned, it's going to be GRAYT!  We're even going to go boating on Lake Superior and, maybe, Lake Michigan, too!

It would be GRAYT if you came along with us!